Unfortunate Cookies

Evil Fortunes for your enemies

Here at Cookies Of The Unfortunate, we offer the unique service of leaving bad fortunes on the doorsteps of people you don’t like, whether that be a manager, an ex, a sibling. We will hand deliver a note written by you, along with an unfortunate cookie that will decide their not so happy future. Here are some examples from satisfied customers.

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Misfortunes make a lovely gift

Maybe you’ve got a birthday party, wedding, office event, or Halloween bash—and you want to stir up a little mischievous fun. Our Unfortunate Cookie Gift Boxes are perfect for sharing the delightfully dreadful. Order in bulk and treat your guests to cryptic life advice, brutal honesty, or a dash of dark humor wrapped in a crunchy shell. Whether you’re looking to surprise, tease, or terrify your crowd (in a fun way), our cookies will make sure no one leaves unscathed.

Join for rewards

Join our Unfortunate Rewards and earn points every time you feed someone’s bad luck. For every dollar you spend, you’ll rack up points that unlock discounts, exclusive cookie messages, and special edition boxes. Sign up now — because if life’s gonna hand you misfortune, you might as well get rewarded for it.